by ahmoses

How i wish I could teleport. I’d teleport to you in a heartbeat. I’d hold you as you cried. I would tell you that you deserve the world. That it is okay to be hurt and that you did nothing wrong. That you aren’t repeating the mistakes of our mom and that you were not dumb to believe in someone. I would hug you tight and tell you i love you and that i will always be there for you and you will feel wonderful again in due time. 

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

(via ceegamboa)

In 20 years I won’t remember today; that scares me.

—“10 Word Poem" series - #31 (via headonyourchest)

(Source: lettersto-savemyself, via drhiarpiandwaffles)


technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.
  • me: is hazels birthday going to be a party at the house or at scooters?
  • mom: i don't know yet, she thinks she's having both. most likely the house...why?
  • me: well because i bought a cute summer dress its going to be fam bbq again
  • mom: awwww ashley always spoiling your kid
  • me: ....the dress is for me....
  • mom: *hysterically laughing* NEVERMIND!
kurosukone:

True sibling protection
kurosukone:

True sibling protection
kurosukone:

True sibling protection
kurosukone:

True sibling protection

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(via silly-dork-whore)

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE
kushandwizdom:

The Good Vibe

thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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(via silly-dork-whore)

Please stop calling this a nation of immigrants. We are not a nation of immigrants. We are a nation of colonizers, ex-slaves, ghosts of genocide victims, and preferred immigrants.

—Maurice Lucas  (via sinidentidades)

(Source: sonofbaldwin, via silly-dork-whore)